My Audi never stops dinging at you. It dings for about 10 seconds, stops, 10 seconds later, it starts back up again.

Hasn't Skynet already become self-aware?

The spider eyes are for the European market while the other headlights are for the U.S. market. The headlight regulations are different thus the discrepancy.

I knew a few people in college who refused to wear a seatbelt. They also refused to ride in a car with me claiming I drove too fast. As far as I'm concerned any non-zero velocity is too fast without a seatbelt.

Totally agree on the seatbelt thing. For starters, it’s illegal not to wear a seatbelt. None of this back seat bullshit, everyone has to wear a seatbelt. Side note: some people think it’s ok to not wear a seatbelt when you’re in the back seat. Not true, still illegal and it also makes it more dangerous for the people…

So says the elitist jackass proclaiming the benefits of living in the city.

Came here to post this. Midway is not only a pain in the dick to get to but in a shitty neighborhood. The airport is in the weirdest spot: the middle of a neighborhood, in the middle of a road (Cicero Ave).

I prefer the suburbs since they are much further away from elitist jackasses.

I have a weird soft spot for the Dodge Dart and the Plymouth Duster. It’s cool and classic but not so classic that people would be pissed if you decided to go resto-mod and do whatever the hell you wanted to it. Like putting a turbo V8 in it...

This post needs more stars. Californians give the Midwest shit about agriculture and the Great Lakes having so much of the nation’s water supply. You know what the Midwest has, sustainable farming practices. Or at least more sustainable than California.

I wrote an article about this on Oppositelock.

There is a Kerbal Space Program mod where you can use the Orion propulsion system.

Let's not get caught up in the particulars because I need a big trunk and a friend who can keep a secret.

You just never know when you will need to put a dead hooker in the trunk.

If they can extract water from an asteroid they can process rocket fuel in space rather than having to haul it up from the surface of the earth.

So we gave your moon a moon so you can moon while you moon.

That fuel shark guy never really seemed to understand this either.

once you go black, you never go back.

Maybe they were pissed at that coup d'état with impeccably bad timing?