Someone could be accused of sex with a miner.

This idea just keeps getting better and better.

This could get out of hand...

It's possible that you could overload one of those mining trucks since they're made to be loaded with gravel so I decided to run the numbers just in case. According to Caterpillar the nominal weight capacity is 400 tons (I hate tons as a measurement so 800,000lbs) and has a maximum heaped capacity of 350 cubic yards.…

I have a list, pick one:

Personally, I like the Beech Starship. Way ahead of it's time and failed miserably.

Thank you for not making this insulting like the Christmas gift guide which suggested we get a bus pass.

You're tugging on my heart strings Torch! I have a huge thing for pinups.

"Has you evah met General Motors?"

Does she have The Charles Ghosn? I'm worried Ash wouldn't settle for anything less after a comment like that.

It is occasionally hard to spot. :-)

It looks to me that lesbians have better taste in cars than gay men.

Thank you Mr. Pessimistic.

Does there need to be a deeper meaning besides a simple obervation?

Alfa Romeo 4C has a regular ignition key.

Well, after thoroughly examining her's, mine seem a little tight.

It's actually a line from 40 Year Old Virgin. Steve Carell says the line and afterward Seth Rogen says "yeah, they're not in my mouth."

Looks like there's something wrong with her underpants.

It's already a sausage fest here.

Maddox disagrees.