I use ‘meta’ occasionally because it’s the correct word at the time. Short (usually) for metafictional, less often metatextual.

Up in his attic, he’s got a painting of himself that looks really phenomenal.

Basically anything Reason publishes has a lack of exactly that. Libertarians are fucking idiots. 

So I’m not the only one who thinks it’s tiresome every time DeNiro or Scorsese do another mob movie and the marketing revolves around “DeNiro/Scorsese are doing ANOTHER mob movie!!!!” as if that’s all it takes to make me interested.

A friend of mine was going to see Gangs of New York after a happy hour. Both of us had only seen the trailer at that point. I drunkenly (think Drunk History + movie summary) told her what I thought the entire plot would be. She got SUPER serious pissed at me for ruining the movie, and I kept laughing because I really…

This is the correct take.

The same guy who made these movies iconic has now made them unbearable, because he won’t stop making the same damn thing. Nobody needs this movie. Also, “The Irishman” starring a bunch of really Italian guys - ok.... And that digital de-aging shit looks horrible. 

We do not. 

And the Italian side of my family is going to be angry. They hate mob movies & the Sopranos. I hope this arrives after Thanksgiving 

Anna Paquin is in this, and I adore her and had this movie on my radar for her sake alone.

People want someone who can solve all the country’s problems but isn’t smarter than them.  Voters are a very fickle group.

So did Hillary Clinton. And we saw how that turned out in 2016.

I’d been on a couple very lovely dates with a lovely man. We were going to Netflix and Chill and went to a liquor store to grab some drinks before heading to my place. We split up to go pick out our respective drinks and he returned with.... Mike’s Hard Lemonade LIGHT. I feigned period cramps when we got back to my…

Two of my very closest friends, ex-boyfriends whom I stayed good friends with, were killed by cigarettes. The other day I saw the nice man from the grocery store having a cigarette. I stopped and lectured him (in a nice way.) I don’t care about propriety. If I see someone I like who is smoking, I will talk to…

So many people in your life have had a prayer or hope that you would, whether they said it to you or not. I have that hope for you now too.

Just like you supported Obama for his 8 years in office, amirite?

Ask the server if they would ask him to step outside.