Probably just trying to take advantage of people who worry they won’t be able to buy ANYTHING soon, so they better get some of their favorites and fast, price be damned.

I’ve seen Stacy Abrams floated as another VP possibility. She’s quite young by politician standards, has some pretty good name recognition right now, and she was endorsed by Bernie in her gubernatorial run. She is also currently not holding any office, so she doesn’t have to worry about vacating a valuable senate seat…

One of my favorite delivery places has closed, and it’s not for lack of customers, it’s because of this bullshit:

My parents went to a retirement party the same day we got word that my school was closing. “They’re closing the schools till April, it’s kinda serious, are you sure you want to go to a party?” Thankfully it’s been a week, and they’re both healthy.

Be glad you don’t have two of them. It has only gotten worse. This picture is from a while ago, when they were only 6 months old. They are bigger and heavier now.

I’m a Milwaukee resident so I’m quite familiar with Gwen Moore! We like her a lot around here.

He very carefully “facepalmed” by touching the outermost perimeter of his face. Nowhere near eyes, nose or mouth. Showing as much restraint as he could, under the circumstances, I imagine.

I’ve seen too many people with carts stacked to the brim with gallons of milk. Yes, you can freeze milk, but WHY? Grab four gallons, six even! I’ve seen people do that just because there was a sale. You don’t need 20. You’re just being a dick.

I’d like to express my appreciation for Fauci managing to facepalm without touching his eyes or mouth. The role model we need. 

I think my husband and I made some good decisions by taking a few lengthy road trips early in our relationship. We spent three weeks in either a car or a tent together, and it definitely tested our patience with each other, but we got a sense of how to pick our battles and figure out ways to get space when we needed…

My brother and a few of my friends are in the healthcare business and are being asked to come to the frontlines due to not having children. It’s lame. But, they’re about to make a shitload of money, so there’s that, I guess?

RIGHT? That reporter gave him such an opportunity to say some vaguely inspiring “we’re all in this together and we’re working hard to help you” type of stuff and he fucking biffs it with that “I hate the press!” attitude.

Oh come on now. What if we want to do the challenge? You’ve just posted a picture of her so any drawings we might do will violate the “no looking at a picture” rules.

Agreed. The writing is on the wall. It’s gonna be Biden. My state’s primary hasn’t come up yet, and I’ll likely still vote for Bernie because I want progressive policies to have weight even if the more moderate candidate wins out. But I know it will be Biden and any sane person should vote for him.

No longer in the food industry, myself, but having spoken with one of my favorite local restaurants, they’re just doing what they can. All staff attendance is voluntary. The only reason they’re still open is because the owner wants to give her employees an opportunity to make money. She’s not making much, if anything.…

Haven’t really bought any fancy groceries. Saving the splurge budget for getting takeout once or twice a week to support my favorite local restaurants, since they’re all quite worried.

I can’t find any that aren’t weirdly zoomed in (presumably to avoid copyright issues?) But I desperately want to watch this show. I fell in love with ceramics a few years ago and am finally getting back into consistent pottery work again. If you have any links or tips for finding non-weird videos, I would loooove it!

My favorite way to prepare tofu is to cut it into 1/2 inch slices, then put them in a single layer in a freezer storage bag. Freezing changes the texture, making it firmer, more porous and better able to soak up flavor. Plus, if you’re unlikely to eat a whole brick quickly, it allows you to just take out a few slices…

Sophomore year of college, I was living in this total dirty hippie house. Eight or nine people would be living there at a time, and people kinda rotated in and out, but we all had our own rooms (small rooms in a big place) and we all paid rent.

At least Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho realized he wasn’t the smartest man in the world and needed help. We should be so lucky.