How on earth do they not have cameras catching this behavior?

Honestly we’re so thrilled when people pronounce “brat” correctly that we don’t much care what you put on it.

I generally follow the rules of the road but honestly, I’m okay with rolling through stop signs (The Idaho Stop Law). This is legal in some municipalities already. Not just riding through at full speed without a glance, of course, but realistically it’s not any safer to come to a full stop. Unlike a car, a cyclist…

It’s virtually guaranteed that one or more characters will be some kind of queer. Jane Lynch is a lesbian and Cyndi Lauper is a huge LGBT rights advocate. Plus she wrote Kinky Boots.

Trump is apparently very anti-alcohol. There’s some story of him storming into Donnie Jr’s dorm and publicly tearing into him for drinking.

That’s my husband’s plan for what to tell our hypothetical kids. “Have fun, but whatever you do, don’t mix drugs and driving, and don’t do heroin.”

I’m investing in a home in the great lakes region where even if the market dips here and there, I’m still coming out ahead.

I was a regular reader of her blog in like...2001? And I do remember her making fun of another female singer’s breasts. It was just a brief mention and a dig at plastic surgery, which was very popular to make fun of at the time. That’s all I can think of, though. I think it was so memorable because it was very…

This is tired boomer logic. Even if you got a latte every single weekday and suddenly stopped, you’d still only be saving about 1300 dollars a year. And no one who is struggling financially is gonna buy lattes every day in the first place. 

Yes, that is definitely something I use my phone for, especially when people are arguing about something. Shockingly, they never thank me for clarifying. I think some people just like to argue. 

That’s not bitching at all. Not in the slightest. There’s no place for that in a good yoga studio. Some days I feel awesome and healthy and easily make my way into full expressions. Other days, my muscles will be tight as fuck from stress or whatever so I take allllllll the modifications. My instructor would never…

Are you confessing to cheating on pub trivia? I hope not. 

I hate commuting with a passion, so I approve of this switch. Is that 2 hours a day? A week? Either way, a serious chunk of time over the course of a year that is now yours.

I am all about the naps. I went straight home after work on Thursday and passed out for two glorious hours.

For real. I see teachers at my schools (I too am split between more than one school) wearing heels. Albeit low ones, but still. I just think HOW?

YES. I love any lower back release. I will try any and all variations.

Who went back to school this week? Students, teachers, etc. How are you handling it?

I have similar hair (preventing mine from forming dreadlocks is a daily task) and I have found that diluted apple cider vinegar is a borderline miraculous detangler. If you haven’t tried it, I recommend highly.

My last full time job gave me 12 days of PTO, general use, no separate bank for sick time and personal time. It was bullshit because you always had to save some of that time in case you got sick. 

I was prone to wander off as a child the second my mother took her eyes off me. Even the time it took for her to skim the nutrition label on something at the grocery store was enough time for me to see something interesting and toddle away.