I want him to survive a heart attack. I want all his “healthiest president EVER” bullshit to explode in his unnaturally orange face, so he has to live with the shame. Also, Pence could be more dangerous because he’d actually get shit done, and he’s objectively awful.

I sincerely do not understand how a person can admire Trump. I know people who voted for him, but it was always a “I’m a Republican and I hate Hillary so I’ll choke back vomit while I vote for this guy,”situation, not a “Yeah, Trump, best ever!”

Apparently blatant lies, using bankruptcy to avoid accountability…

Trump tweets are written worse than the very sloppiest drunk internet comments I make when I’m so blotto that I have to close one eye to see what I’m typing because of the double vision. While I’m not proud to read the results in the morning, they’re still more intelligible and sensical than this bullshit.

Is buoyancy really a caveat? If having slightly higher body fat percentages give women an edge in a certain sport, why talk about it like that? 

My guess is that high quality streaming uses more data, which is a concern to people without unlimited plans or good quality data connections. Making lower quality the default is helpful for those folks. If you have good data and want higher quality, you have the option to turn it on.

I’m 100% on board with body-shaming Trump. He’s about the only person. Even though Chris Christie is objectively terrible, I was still uneasy about people making fat jokes about him. But Trump? Trump is so obsessed with looks, so convinced of his own attractiveness and so nasty toward women he considers less than a…

God, the body language. This is what intimacy looks like. Warm. Effortless. The way their arms fold together like the most natural thing in the world.

I still can’t get over the Ambien excuse.

Not a miracle, just good judgement. Shooting him would make you the bad guy.

You’re sounding a little “Minority Report” there.

I did worse. The relationship lasted barely 6 months. We kept fucking for another YEAR.

He was gorgeous, the sex was fantastic, but we were both absolute emotional trainwrecks at the time. 

The rest of us are, generally, partnered with other normals. My husband doesn’t get on a stage and have women screaming at him that they want his dick. He doesn’t have a lifestyle where people are constantly padding his self esteem making him feel invincible, and we sleep in the same bed every night (basically)…

I don’t understand the fruitcake hate. It’s dense. It’s rich. The chunks of fruit are the perfect kind of gummy and chewy. Oh, and it tastes like alcohol! I love it and can’t wait to buy it half price tomorrow. 

I’m 31 and I wouldn’t date a 22 year old. 

Being trendy/fashionable is seen by a certain portion of the population as “gay” so I can see where the reach came from. 

I like hearing it in Miley’s lower vocal register. Almost everyone that covers it goes for the girlish tone of the Eartha Kitt version, which is of course inimitable. A slightly brassier voice suits the updated lyrics, for sure.

Also re: red tights. I think there are just some things that look okay for Christmas that…

I don’t know if this would be helpful to you, but I use an app called “Down Dog.” You can choose the type of practice, anything from fast paced aerobic type workouts, to super slow restorative yoga. It generates a new practice every time, so it doesn’t get repetitive. You can choose different levels, from beginner to…

The fact that he’s aging so poorly is the only reason the poster “loves him,” pretty sure.

Did I ask for your life story? You still sound like a smug dick.

Oh, and “brother?” “Son?” Where are you getting that assumption from?

And ugh, the framing of “we’ve lost Chomsky.” Maybe Chomsky is in favor of harm reduction?