I’m proud of how many readers noticed this.

Not sure of the original source, but this article states there are approximately 50.

Do you think he used to trash talk when he’d win at it?

It is frightening that I know, without checking, that the recipe for this is on page 575 of my edition.

I have my mom’s copy from the 1960s, the “All New” 1996 edition, the 75th anniversary 2006 edition, and now I know what to buy myself for Christmas. The older versions are great for looking up info about traditional things like pickling or canning, as well as ingredient substitutions. The new ones keep up with changes…

I use this, and hate it, because it usually means “We both know you should have figured this shit out already, but now I need to ask you again. I’m not sure if you’re incompetent, stupid, or just bad at your job. Please advise.”

“Please let me know if you have any questions.” = Read the fucking email you goddamn moron.

I’ve worked in an office for 18 yrs and I’ve used every one of these except “more than happy to further discuss if needed” because I am almost never more than happy to do a single thing but clock out.

She divorced him, people shouldnt be asking her about this. She isn’t required to have an opinion on her ex -husbands criminal behavior. 

Tell that to the dickwads who just have to tear ass away from the stop light two blocks from my house at any-o’clock day or night. Even though there is no crowd at all...

Watching all the people run to it made me think of this:

Well who am I then to contradict his yuge and bigley, very stable, genius. Oh, god....

It’s been a while......   Glad he kept it under four. 

“the driver gets out of the car apparently unscathed.”

Saddest part about rolling that car is putting those hideous wheels at eye level.

It’s perfectly fair to have mixed feelings about the Cannonball Run, to say the least. Some see it as a crucial part of American car culture, a rebellion against traffic laws. Others see it as a pointless and dangerous provocation. In truth, it’s all of those things and more, and I’m eager to see the full picture…

“anti-vaxxer essential oil pyramid scheme-shilling Facebook Jesus mom ass.”

We need a woman champion willing to ride the rails around the country whipping anti-vaxxer essential oil pyramid scheme-shilling Facebook Jesus mom ass.