I saw him in person once and I was struck by how hot he is. In person, the doughiness on screen comes across as athletic. Like a sexy linebacker. My man Kevin James can get it.

No, he should have a different wife in every scene.

I think the show should run 10 years and his wives should be like Spinal Tap drummers.

It’s just so hard finding women beautiful enough to make for plausible love interests for Kevin James.

Yep. He worries about the pets, but he’s down to next to nothing long before he even gets to that point.

That first letter is the most blatant cry for help ever. Five paragraphs of “My boyfriend is abusive” and then one of “How can I break up with someone who depends on me financially?” If I hadn’t read the column intro, I wouldn’t have seen where that letter was going.

“I am very socially progressive and I won’t even try to get along with conservatives” is probably a good way to get across that you’re not going to be nice to anyone’s racist uncle or whatever. You can, uh, leave out the part where you expect people to cut family members out of their lives, because that makes it sound…

I dunno, I’m more concerned about the nut job filming people in the bathroom.

And what should, in your expert opinion?

Find your bridge, troll.

When I used to go to concerts a lot, you’d always seen a half dozen or more girls in the men’s bathroom because the lines were shorter. If nobody got their panties in a twist over that, then I think the line is “they’re not forcing you to look at their gentiles nor are they trying to look at yours”.

She’s a man because a random internet commenter and a deranged congressional candidate say she looks like one? Ok.....

Who the fuck cares? It’s a bathroom. You go in, do your business, wash your hands, and leave.

When she loses her election she can sign up for Trump’s new ICE division: toilet cops.

Aside from the obvious transphobia, why hasn’t there been an issue made of her filming someone in the bathroom without their consent?

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