they simply don’t feel like they’re obligated to answer questions about how they carry out their duties.

At this point, it’s less “is my school’s Athletic Department scummy?” and more “just how scummy is my school’s Athletic Department?”

Obviously Deadspin isn’t the place that needs this said but while I’m happy if both guys get fired and MSU gets the death penalty we shouldn’t kid ourselves that this is anything other than the latest round of whack-a-mole when it comes to this. Whether it’s FSU or Penn State or Notre Dame or wherever we have enough…

“I’ve cooperated with every investigation. Every one.”

And sometimes she picks the wrong seat to sit in…

Not brown enough.

You’d think there would be enough for a 51/50 hold but it’s so hard to commit someone for treatment against their will, and apparently she has no family to give evidence about her history.

no, no, no. she’s not sneaking onto planes because she likes to travel.

Sometimes the little old lady stowaway is the hero* - and gets an Oscar, too!

NPR did a piece in her and there are some pretty intense paranoia issues going on:

There’s a couple of ways to snag a seat that is not yours.

The greater crime is that the same person has slipped by TSA and gate agents MULTIPLE TIMES, including an international flight where you need a passport check at least once.

This is a deeply disturbing story that opens a lot of societal questions, the least of which is why is it so easy for a seemingly friendly looking old white lady to continually walk through security? She’s also clearly mentally ill and believes that Obama is part of a major conspiracy against her, but they let her go…

sounds like your grandmothers know how to cook.

Jezebel’s scary stories in October, Deadspin’s poop stories in January.

You forgot to include the picture Erik sent of him in Vegas ten years ago:

At least if it (the tick) was as big as he says it was, he wouldn’t have gotten Lyme Disease, as deer ticks are REALLY small.

If you think this is crazy, wait until I tell you what Fox *News* has completely ignored

I wish I had a snarky comment for this. I’m out of ‘em. Fuck that ridiculous right-wing cabal of sham networks and everything they stand for.