E30! Unless you know what your looking at, it's just another jalop. But, if your a driver and and you want something that looks incognito, but could still chase just about anyone down..... A late model 3 series is the way to go!

Attempt to ford the river never worked for me.

My LeMons/Chump car is a Honda too, an '86 CRX to be exact. What else does it have in common with this car? It also corners on three wheels! Awesome!

I got a car lesson from Ray, and now a medical and sociology lesson from KDS. I'd say this was a very informative Friday on Jalopnik.

I always had trouble with the whole there is a brewery in Salt Lake City thing. I'm even more perplexed now that I know they make mini kegs. I really don't know how these guys stay in business in one of the driest cities in these United States.

I slow down when I'm in traffic with a bunch of people that are too scared to drive on snow and ice. As long as I've got space, I've got my right foot in it. Kinda hard to get sideways when your going slow ;)

Whatever it looks like it, you will only be able to use genuine Apple parts to fix it, and any repairs will only be done by apple, not you. See a JVC stereo you want to install? Won't work with Apple's software. Sync you Motorola phone with the hands free system? Don't think so. Apple would probably even get into…

Thanks Ray!!! I've always like the 3 series, but have been too lazy to go on Wiki and learn more about them. Thanks for knocking this out for me!

It would be white, overpriced, drive it's self, and have eyes on its windshield just to piss Torchinsky off.

I like your style #cotdnomination

I drive a Subaru, outside of regular maintenance.......Absolutly nothing. :D

NP If you can part some stuff out, and then get creative with the value of the rest, you could definatly convince the judges this is a $500 car.

And the NTSB wants to ban cell phones in cars. Looks like they're about to have a bigger problem.

I didn't realize they had silencers in 1865.....

What is this? A Maserati for soccer Moms!

Who wants a mustache ride?

I don't think I ever noticed how much pig I eat till just now. But ok, we can improve this menu, and make it for all the gear heads (male or female). Just gotta make sure it’s not too healthy. I'm down for some matzohballs, and knishes for sure, yum. Maybe see if we can't get some catering from Cheeseburger…

1. Test drives on a proper road course

To whom it may concern,

Even my girlfriend said ewwww. I saw an add for the new new beetle recently that said "male drivers wanted". Swing and a miss.