You know, I have to admit, every time our LeMons/ChumpCar '86 CRX starts on race day is a beautiful thing.

I know 2 wheels bad, but I've been listing to Harley engines since I was a kid, and there is nothing like the sound one makes when it starts up. That distinctive sound comes from what may be one of the most horrible automotive designs ever. Harley rods are attached to a single crank pin, and because the V-Twin is at…

Dear Google,

From now on, when I see a shitty car, I'm going to think to myself - Give it an awesome spoiler. Then it will be.......better?

Yeah I keep seeing this one, but the one I saw a few years ago was a better design I think. I want to say it was on a 60min episode or something, but who knows.

I had seen a video a few years ago where a guy had made a single pedal that combined the gas and brake. I Googled it and couldn't find the example, but the way it worked was you pushed with your toe to accelerate and with your heel to stop. It was explained that this was much more natural because if you had an oh…

This gets my vote too

I've raced in both series, and would be hard pressed to decide which one I like more. I do like that Chump is more forgiving, and I actually race harder in their races because I know I won't get black flagged. But on the same hand I know how to keep it clean in LeMons, and can beat the field by staying out of the…

Next step for Mr. Wilzig is a three hole golf course in the infield!

All cars should be tested at Pikes Peak. Imagine if the Pikes Peak highway was handled the same way as Nurburgring. They could have privet test days, as well as open driving days, and still have days where the average site-seer can drive up. Instead of car companies wanting to beat 10 min laps on the Ring, they…

A friend of mine found this in China. We liked it so much we made it our logo for our LeMon car.

I prefer stereotypically funny, however if you are offended please accept my apology.

Pick a Hyundai, any Hyundai!

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Gosh I wish my first gen looked that awesome! Sweet car dude!

Damn all you people that complain about the Impreza styling! I think they make great looking cars (with the exception of the '06 '07 models - seriously did you get the inspiration for that front end from the Ford Edsel? How'd that work out for ya Subaru). The '08 - '11 models where some of the best looking Imprezas…

Thanks Jalopnik! My future LeMons car list is now complete!

I'm one of the few blessed machinist that gets to design his own parts in CAD then make them. It still amazes me how much of the stuff I design and build doesn't fit. I can do everything from reverse engineering, to redesign, to maching the new part and still manage to get it wrong. It's no big surprise to me that…

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Does this count?