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I’m not so sure. The truck driver could argue that he was threatened

I enjoy confusing diagram/graph purists.

Make sure to spray your belts to keep them from climbing onto the couch.

No, he knows how business works. If he were CEO of Ford and not running for President he would be moving all Ford manufacturing to Mexico while the whole time talking about how it helps American workers.

It’s not from a BMW, BMW headlights are fully clear and do not have any light altering patterns on the lens themselves.

That is key to finding what car this is, and my guess, based off the markings we know is a current generation Honda Accord, 2013 plus.

Here, compare the two.

Dads? Fuck that. I’m a 29 year old woman and I don’t know how to freaking braid. You need right arms, three mirrors and a legion of bobby pins and ponytail holders to do that shit. Impossible!

Perhaps this headline would have been a bit more reasonable at this point:

I think your article headline and premise are premature and not supported by the contents of the article. You have no proof that the extra component on the larger trucks is a safety related part, for starters.

Please be on the lookout for my industry-shattering article about how some convertible models have additional frame bracing.

Breaking news: longer trucks have longer frames.

“Lol. I figured its owner would run it into a tree without my help.”

And stop making them so damn quiet. I WANT TURBO NOISES, I HAVE THE MENTAL AGE OF A 12 YEAR OLD AND I WANT TURBO NOISES!!

I haven't even seen it, but I can't believe that Boyhood could possibly lose.Birdman was entertaining, sure, but the "single take" gimmick seems more suited to taking home the Best Director and Best Cinematography categories.

It appears to be wearing a ballgag

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