because why wait till after the lions play to have a bad taste in your mouth.

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

Well, that's one way to tailgate

This is absolutely disgusting.

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...

"Sergeant Paul Paulos of the St. Paul Police Department"

I'm sure his next show will be about a brave, intelligent tv and film writer who attempts to nobly tell it like it is with his scripts while being beset on all sides by shrewish, ungrateful women, one of whom is named "Schmalena Schmith."

ETA: He can call the show "Penis Mightier Than the Sword."

When a BMW owner is the one driving responsibly...

Ferrari's going to insist they get the Tru-Coat.

What else is there to do?

You attack my vehicle, you are attacking me. If my family is inside, it will be moving until they are safe.

It's whisky, not whiskey.

THERE IS NO ZUUL, ONLY HELLCAT.

What is this headline and article, i can't even?

Just when I thought this was a waste of time, unmitigated warmed over snark from the Daily Fail that (worse!) partakes in belittling her for not being as "hot" as she "thinks", I got to the end of the article...and realized that was all pretty good instinct on my part.

Oh, internet. We're not going to fall for this again, are we?

It's also not clear why this kind of news is news aside from the fact that publications like The Mail want us to gaze upon Allen's Grecian form and comment on how her looks are actually pretty average and that if she's having trouble meeting men, it might be that there's something else going on, like the fact that…