That's not a dog. That's a rat with a blow-out.

Patrick, I think your opening line is a bit off. The jury found Barajas did NOT kill Banda. If they had found he had, he could have been convicted of anything ranging from manslaughter to the capital murder he was charged with.

Additionally, they found *fragments* of *a* bullet they think *might* be a .357 Magnum, but…

"Was Jack White A Dick?"

As a straight white boy I approve of this post, and this comment.

Rock on.

Straight white guy here. No - we pretty much suck. Especially if you take us in aggregate over the last 500 years. Most problems are caused by us, or at least made worse by us.

On behalf of my corner of the species, I'm sorry.

"Wow, I'm being hassled by a poodle."

Could someone that's not behind a firewall describe what they're seeing? or give a link to a non twitter page?

It's amazing that he survived, but it's equally amazing that nobody pushed that woman out the window when she said "OMG" out loud.

At least one half of Daft Punk came to her aid!

The car may not have left skid marks, but I bet the tire changer did.

Personal annotated responses:

Dude, FUCK revolving doors.

Hooray for condescension!

Are we sure the Raptor is dead? It looks just fine... I mean at the end, the taillights are still working. There might be some cosmetic damage, but I bet it's still fine...

Actually, the entire thing is an error, because none of it happened, because it's a work of fiction, and not-possible shit occasionally happens in fiction.

I'd love to meet the guy/gal who is driven mad by their lights turning on under a short underpass. "Count to 10 and breathe...."

8.) Automatic headlamps