Yeah I think all the religions beat it by a fair amount of time.

Buy your own helicopter, and then you can give people free rides. Ass, grass, or gas...

Monte Carlos and Thunderbirds are to be avoided at all costs. Big doors + usually elderly or handicapped drivers. I'd sooner park by a loose shopping cart than one of them.

Nothing else to see here. joke's been told. moo-ve along people.

What he needed was a Cowasaki.

Bugatti didn't kill special editions.

If you didn't post the pics, I wooden believe this story. He really is aspen for trouble.

Stephanie looks pretty beastly herself...