“It’s like whoever a rusty Soviet computer in a broom closet that was only given access to a 1998Marmaduke daily planner to understand the intricate workings of the human heart is running the campaign to humanize the agency.”

Nice rant, too bad it’s to the wrong guy...

I think it’s more that they aren’t liable for injury if it’s sustained through doing something expressly prohibited.

After writing that I started to recall reading something to that effect on one late-night Wikipedia binge or another. Didn’t realize just how recent an idea that had been, though.

This doesn’t sit well with me. How does such a significant date, the day you were thrust into the role of a surrogate father, not stand out to you? If it had been written more from the stance of “He needs his space on this day, of all days, and it isn’t my place to question...” I’d be more than okay with it, but the…

It would so much better with single piece sides and art, and for Pete’s sake put some T-molding on the keyboard panel, but it’s an admirable first shot. I think I take bigger issues just with the concept of playing League while standing than anything else.

Yannick posts this earlier on accident, so what the hell, make an article out of it, right?

I’m afraid “censorship” doesn’t mean what he thinks it means...

Yeah, this really is more of a failure on the blue team’s part than anything, but you know it had to feel good to capitalize on it.

I’m not arguing that it couldn’t have been done, but I saw that that was how they were looking to differentiate themselves from Smash and recognized that they’d never turn back from what really was thier core concept, flawed though it may be.

Ugh, I had such high hopes for that one, too. “Sony Smash Bros.? Sign me the f*&^ up!” Then I played that demo and discovered that kill mechanic... Never even bothered to buy the game, I knew they’d never change such a central system like that.

It’s not an RNG issue, Destiny rounds partials up.

Yeah, odds on 3oCs were running somewhere around 1 in 5, so you were right in line with most everyone else.

Anyone else think Caine the Longshot during the video?

Oh I know, my comment was more geared toward putting on the big tv and not the little one they have.

I really need to pull our Wii U out of my kids’ room and get into this game.

I was just responding to the point in the article about patching it to not drop engrams on death. I wasn’t suggesting a fix.

I don’t want “asymmetrical,” as that’s the antithesis of balanced gameplay, but some kind of terrain features to play around/over/under would be fun, just so they’re laid out symmetrically.