No.

What Bryant and Roethlisberger did is worse than what Cooper did, but it does not make what Cooper did "trivial". That's what you don't get. What Cooper did is very serious.

In this year alone, we've had an NFL player say that he'd "kick any nigger's ass", and another one that said, "half nigger...I'll kill you". What gives, Commissioner?

Joe Paterno would say that a young man like him who's pumped up on adrenaline is dripping with testosterone horniness, and that a dame should know better.

Oh, geez. You call that hairy? You young people today.

Ah, the '90s. When our worst problems were a figure skater getting attacked by goons, O.J. Simpson, and a president that fucked anything with two legs. Somebody please bring me a time machine, I'd do anything to go back, like Uncle Rico.

I was at his MLB debut at Candlestick. Still remember the 2,000 or so fans in attendance, and that we were able to buy box seats at the stadium the day of the game because the strike had just ended. Still remember the Japanese media following him to the mound. Still remember he had, I think, a no hitter going into…

At least they keep Tom Arnold behind the stage now on these sports shows.

I hate you...for being totally right.

What are A.J. and Meadow Soprano pissed about?

Glad it didn't happen in California, NY, or Chicago. They'd be saying the behavior is a product of one parent homes, welfare, the public school system, etc.

I feel compelled to address the argument that fast food jobs are "supposed to be low paying" because it "builds character, makes you motivated to want more", etc. This would have been a better argument before the recession, although even then a bit dated and delusional. Now, however, in an age where college…

The shocker, also known colloquially as "two in the pink, one in the stink"^[1][2] is a hand gesture with a sexual connotation.^[3] The ring finger and thumb are curled or bent down while the other fingers are extended. The index and middle fingers are kept together (touching) and the back of the hand faces outwards…

Ah, we hear from an administrator...

Alright, then. For those of us in our 30s and 40s that were anti-social nerds in high school.

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.