Same here. I was let down the first time I saw Lebowski, expecting Fargo. Now I love it.

How the fuck do you split a fuckin' car, ya dummy? With a fuckin' chainsaw?

I was thinking the same thing. In a few years NFL games are going to be like boxing matches at the auditorium in the '60s. Everyone drunk, sure to be fights everywhere, you just don't take the kids.

"I bin wawchin dis shiet fa thuddy fulking yeeahs"

Here's a more clear video of it:

And, a racist hipster clearly upset that Ice Cube doesn't play the part of the scary black thug in films anymore. What's worse is that he has a voice like my favorite country singer, Robert Earl Keen.

Case in point. A white person has to do something like joining a notoriously violent biker gang in order to earn the "thug" label. A black person merely needs to be anti-social and intimidating. If a white person is merely anti-social and intimidating, it's said of them that that's "just the way they are". It's…

This may have its roots in the Civil Rights act, inadvertently, of course. Before the 1964 law went into effect, racism was still legal. You could literally just tell a black person that you weren't going to sell them your house, because they're black. They had no recourse. Once that kind of discrimination became…

I know there's significant differences, but for some reason your scenario reminds me of Marion Jones having been the only athlete that actually went to prison over PEDs.

I would assume tears would be somehow connected to hydration. Pro athletes fill up on fluids around the clock, especially on game days, some intravenously. That's just tears combined with excess perspiration. It's just not often we see athletes bawl like that in games.

lol. What an asshole.

He was going for the ball.

I honestly fear going to NFL games anymore. I was at the Raiders/Niners game at Candlestick in '11 when someone was shot in the parking lot, and where there were several fights in the stands, many caught on t.v. In New York you have a guy punching a woman in the face. Now in KC someone is killed. Goodell can't…

It seems the SNL alumn from the '90s to present are good at funny concepts, but the there's just no depth to the humor. The '70s SNL players knew how to do it.

Hey, not really that funny. Just like the movie.

Does Kenny Stabler still do color commentary for Bama? Is he usually passed out by this point?

I've been watching football my whole life and I didn't even know you could fucking do that.

Watching this interview, it really donned on me how masculine Mike Tyson is compared to A-list male celebrities of today, none of which come close. You really felt the presence of an alpha-male on that screen, you could see a response on the faces of women in the audience. When he talked about sex, they all…

Well, the only difference is that the people you see acting like idiots at Super Bowl events are drunk. But then again, they'd probably act the same way sober.

Is he raising the price of his pizza because of Obamacare costs or to cover his drinking tab?