Too many lawyers at Hasbro. Not enough real people. This is also why they've been on DCMA takedown sprees for a while.

Yeah, I don't think I'll be buying anything from that RMAH. Never have, never will. It's a pretty shady practice IMO.

I didn't go to GameCrazy because I would had to sully myself by entering a, ugh, Hollywood Video.

Oh, Spoony One. You never cease to amuse me.

Maybe someone can explain this to me. Why is there rubberbanding? I can understand, grudgingly, always-on internet connection for authentication (fuck you Activision, I know this is your doing). But why would it care about monster positions and hit detection?

Yes, I did. I'm not too sure about the new skill system, but what I played was pretty boot-ass. I didn't get to spend a lot of time with it so my time was with the Monk. I'll definitely be getting this when it comes out next month, though.

A matter of seconds. Shoot.

"Rock'Em Sock'Em Robots" the game. You heard it first here, folks.

I don't really see why other than the fact it wasn't quite finished and the first patch broke multiplayer. Kind of a whoopsie. But the hive area was pretty fun. They probably disowned it because it was made by Sierra.

Dude... there's a whole genre of anime produced solely for fapping. There are multiple subgenres in that genre depending on what makes your bits tingle.

If you think that has little gameplay you should try Metal Gear Solid 4!

Nor have I, but it's not always an option. And good gravy is making a bootable USB flash drive a hassle. Not nearly as simply as say "Format as system disk" on a floppy.

The monk was in the Diablo 1 expansion, but I understand your point. I guess I felt that these are sort of specialists in the sense that Demon Hunter and Witch Doctor are very specific. Whereas you could customize a sorceress to be a fire specialist or an ice specialist, lightning, whatever tickled your fancy.

USB Floppy eh? I see somebody hasn't tried to update their BIOS lately.

Yeah, the problem with Superman is that you have to come up with a plausible way for him to be vulnerable. Best I can think of is everyone has magical weapons since Superman's lesser known weakness is magic.

It's like the first time someone tells you about the "Bridge of Death" encounter or the "Cafe of Broken Dreams". At least the bridge of death scores you a pretty sweet robe (better than powered armor).

In the words of Deadpool: "I think I just plotzed".

You know, this is nitpicking I know, I hate it when people call always-online a "feature". It's not and that's how they try to sell it to you. Maybe we should call it "always-online 'we-think-you-are-a-pirate monitoring'".

Yeah, I know the always online thing is the latest trend in the war on "piracy" but it seems like Blizzard took a page out of the wrong playbook on that one. Ubisoft is widely criticized for this because it doesn't fucking work. The pirates have a version that plays offline and the paying customers are locked in the…

I dunno, I didn't really feel the desire to play any of the classes. When I saw the class selection I was all "eh... monk, I guess." The staple classes aren't there, so I kind of feel like I'm playing second string characters. Like the Warrior and the Rogue were busy getting their nails done, so they called the Demon…