Seriously. Or at least a tongue rub. It wants some love!

I’ve long been using some of the same endearing names for my bird that I use for my partner. “Honey Pie,” “Sweet Pea,” and the like. Recently, though, I’ve started slipping up and exchanging their actual names. It doesn’t really bother either of them, I just have to make sure not to call my boyfriend by my bird’s name…

Jon: I have to tell you something, but you have to swear never to tell another soul.
Arya: I swear it.
Sansa: Ishwritnsmf.
Jon: Tell them, Bran.

Dany is definitely interested in a political marriage, but not if the people will think her husband has equal or greater authority than she has. If she marries Jon and everyone knows that his claim to the throne is equal (or greater) than hers, that undermines her power. The ideal political marriage for her would be…

In Varys and Tyrion’s conversation, they say that aunt-nephew marriage would be common for the Targaryens, but it is not common for the North. They’re different cultures with different norms, and if part of the advantage of having that marriage would be to help Dany win over the North, it would be counterproductive if…

Right, like cut to the back side of Jon leaning over him, so the cloak is blocking any part that is actually making contact, which would be the difficult/expensive thing.

So it just dawned on me that I’m going to be on a family trip to tour a bunch of national parks on the date of the Game of Thrones finale. Sleeping at campgrounds. I’m trying to figure out how I can avoid the spoilers while traveling back to civilization and flying home just a couple days later. I think I’m going to…

I’m not going to spoil it for you but don’t get attached to anyone!

I read the books, but my boyfriend is super sensitive about spoilers so I never let a peep out about any colorful weddings. I hate it myself when people tease with things they think are “non-spoilers”—-they don’t have to give away definite plot points to send your mind down a path that you didn’t want to go on. “Oh,…

I had the same thing spoiled! I play an online Star Wars game, so I knew better than to have general chat turned on when I logged in the evening after The Force Awakens opened. But some asshat with the obvious desire to make other people miserable went and created a new guild for himself called “Kylo Kills Han.” The…

Right, Bernadette and Penny were coworkers—it’s how Bernadette was introduced to the whole group.

Well, as a mayor, he’s more qualified to be president than our current president is.

So your city is 96% vaccinated, so a bunch of parents choose not to vaccinate, until the city is only 94% vaccinated. Do you hold a lottery for which parents have to go and get their kids vaccinated now? Vaccinate all the kids (with medical exemptions) to bring the % back up, then reinstate personal exemptions so it…

Yeah. If you think putting the child of the crown prince before the third child of the king counts as arcane law, you might as well admit that the whole idea of an inherited throne is arcane, and Dany has no more innate right to the throne than Pod.

We turned off the lamp that had a direct reflection in the screen from our viewing angle, but nearby lights were still on and we didn’t think there was any darkness problem. I guess we’ve been watching everything else too bright with too high contrast all along.

Liam does nothing for me. He is a Hemsworth for cavemen/cavewomen.

These people are so easily impressed. “It tries to squirm away from something attacking it!” “It has a heartbeat!” So does a rat. So does a fish. Doesn’t mean they can live inside someone who doesn’t want them there. Come on.

I’d say someone can be obsessed with/fixated on something without loving it. I knew a guy who was obsessed with the Kennedy assassination, not because he loved the events that occurred, but because he wanted to know all the details about the controversies and conspiracy theories surrounding it. “Infatuation” could…

Just like the three older Trump siblings and DJT himself, he talks like his teeth and lips are foreign to him. They are lizard people who still aren’t comfortable in their human skins.

You haven’t heard people talk about how right now the U.S. is the worst place and time for LGBTQ people in the history of everything? I guess you must not know these people: