“Be best” is grammatically correct in Doge.

She has a very weird face, and this photo is especially weird.

Kauai is less built up than Maui, but Maui still has a lot of nature (disclaimer: I’m on Oahu, so Maui seems quite natural in comparison). Haleakala is really unique and something you won’t find on Kauai, but Waimea Canyon and the Na Pali coast are unique things on Kauai. I’d say if you have been to Maui and haven’t…

It’s either that or they’ll follow in her footsteps, and as she dies and is dragged down to hell she’ll realize that her example doomed her children to the same fate.

I won’t criticize her appearance, but I will say that her father came out strong in her genes...

I only took Japanese 101, and I’ve forgotten most of it, but I do remember that Japanese grammar counts objects differently than English. The best analogy is to how we count “paper.” You don’t say, “Please hand me 2 papers,” you say, “Please hand me 2 sheets of paper.” Or you don’t say “Buy 2 toilet papers,” you…

In what context would the anti-choicers want doctors to tell this lie?
Doctor: [Lying] Now, just so you know, medication-induced abortion can be reversed.
Patient: Great, so I can take it now without hesitation and then reverse it in a few days if I start to regret it.

The thing-I-wasn’t-supposed-to-eat in this story wasn’t that bad in the grand scheme of things, but the circumstances were awkward...

That’s a pretty anodyne statement given the inherently subjective nature of the inquiry—ear of the beholder and all that (to very poorly paraphrase the aphorism about beauty). To say nothing of the fact that whether it is good or bad is wholly irrelevant to this particular piece of news.

Why doesn’t everyone try adoption first, with biological kids as a last resort? I know some people get pregnant by accident, but pregnancy and childbirth is monstrous, so really anyone with the means to adopt should adopt. Unless there’s something about having biological children that might make some people prefer it.…

In sects of Hinduism and Buddhism--at least some, probably--this is not out of the ordinary, after all.

None of the Trumps know how to use their mouths properly. It’s a somewhat understandable problem for lizard people, but they’ve had their human skins long enough that they really should have figured it out by now.

I am mildly annoyed if I exit the shower and the toilet cover is open, because I will inevitably be flinging water around as I begin to towel off, which means water will get on the seat, which means the next time I sit on the toilet my thighs will get wet which will give me the feeling that I might have pee on my…

My family always has to watch “A Muppet Family Christmas.” Not to be confused with Muppet Christmas Carol (which I’m sure is good, too). I don’t know why, we just love this one, and we’ll make references to all our favorite lines throughout the year. That and White Christmas are the two things we have to watch every…

I have seen a special coffee advertised as being not bitter like regular coffee: kopi luwak.

You need a girl to carry on the family mitochondrial DNA! What would Grandma say if she knew you were going to let it end with you?

Shame she spent so much money on her face and that’s all she has to show for it :(

Oh my god, I’m crying reading that AI commercial. “I shall eat Italian citizens.” AI-written stuff always gets me. Recipes, Harry Potter chapters, etc. Best way to get me to crack at my desk at work.

They are brave and noble creatures. (Edit: had issues, hopefully picture is showing up now)

The best I have for a random celeb encounter story is that I met Daniel Dae Kim when I was volunteering at the New England Aquarium, and I gave him and his young son my spiel about horseshoe crabs at the touch tank.