The only things I could think of that she’d done were Day After Tomorrow and Phantom of the Opera. And I wouldn’t have said that Phantom was that big of a movie...I saw it way back (rental), but I had to look it up just now because I couldn’t remember who played the Phantom. Haha, it was Gerard Butler. I had zero…

I thought the scene where Serena confronts the Commander was really interesting. He places the blame for his transgressions on her, then asserts his power to send her to her room, and she counters with the wonderful news of Offred’s pregnancy, followed immediately by the quick kick-to-the-nuts of “It isn’t yours.”…

I’m another millennial who likes marzipan. I can understand it’s not for everyone, it’s just if you like that almond paste flavor. And a lot of people’s negative reaction to it when trying it the first time is not knowing what to expect—it’s often crafted and colored to look like beautiful fruits, for example, and…

I only object that this schematic clearly has “sea flap-flap” and “majestic sea flap flap” mixed up. Manta rays are majestic, huge creatures that soar through the water and dance the most beautiful sea ballet of flips and turns. That bottom-skimming stingray in the other photo doesn’t even come close to the manta’s…

No, if you look at the transcript, he clearly understands the age difference. It’s basically, Dude: “You’re 14? I shouldn’t be talking to you, you’re so young!” Minor: “But you’re young, too.” Dude: “I’m 23!” The minor was the one who didn’t understand the significance of the age difference, which is understandable…

And I know this is already beside the point, but it’s a 1999 cell phone, so not even anything fancy...

“Killing an independently living creature with a beating heart and little intelligence or self-awareness is morally fine. Killing a parasitically living creature with a beating heart and little-to-no intelligence or self-awareness is therefore...not OK?” He’s really not helping his point at all.

She’s a perfect example of what’s wrong with our culture’s Caucasian beauty standard. Her beauty is just blond hair + fair skin + slimness + $$$$ for makeup and grooming. She paid all that money for that nose, and it is a bad nose. The only way she’ll get better with age is if she gets more work done, and that won’t…

If it’s just a matter of size, then there are some men who should not be allowed topless and some women who should. If it’s a matter of “those nipples, in theory, could have been used or could be used to feed an infant,” then that just makes no sense at all. There shouldn’t be anything inappropriate about that.

On the one hand, I have no doubt that Trump would perjure himself without a second thought, and it would be infuriating. Infuriating that our country is being led (“led”) by a man who has no principles and who sees the world as so much his own that he believes reality should conform to his will, thus justifying to…

Eh, but like, it’s not like the pig understands. Your kid you named “Nursing Home” is going to figure out his name pretty quick and is going to hate you forever. Pig will be OK.

I imagine Star Wars: The Last Jedi, the other film I seriously wanted to see in 4DX but didn’t, would have been fun but not as punishing.

OK, mask is a little creepy, but hummingbirds are awesome! Wish we had them where I live.

I could never trust the chiropractor. First because they’re peddling in pseudo-science, so either have to be gullible or disingenuous. Second, because while I can imagine convincing a trainer that I’m not his client (When you married me, you knew that I was a hopeless couch potato, so if you love me then you’ll let me…

I don’t like North as a name, but Nori is cute. It’s also what we call edible seaweed here.

I read it as a play on the more common “George is elated”—like he was so far beyond elated that he had to be sedated. Dumb, but whatever.

Right. While a relatively high percentage of kids going to Harvard come from wealthy backgrounds, the stereotype that all kids going to Harvard are wealthy really does keep some disadvantaged kids from realizing they could go, too. My roommate went to Princeton on a full need-based scholarship after graduating from…

“For some reason, the issue of the Ring has emerged as a paramount issue for the Fellowship.” -Pence the White, Year 3019 of the Third Age

I live a very simple life, too, but I still occasionally envision extremely unlikely scenarios...Like this past weekend when a very loud helicopter passed over my neighborhood, and as the noise consumed the room I thought to myself, “What if the helicopter crashed into my house?” So I imagine that in the phone call…

It sounds so nature documentary to me. “There were several females that appeared...” then flew away.