Iris > anyone on staff here, honestly

This is fantastic.

These are legitimately good takes. Put Iris on TV.

“Outrage” doesn’t mean jumping up and down and yelling and screaming, which is what I imagine is actually going on inside your head.

No. Nobody calls these people “marijuanas.” THEN it would be a slur. “Crack-heads” is used as a slur against urban blacks (although it is applicable to any crack-addicted person). But “marijuana” is not. It’s proliferation through white society with the implication that it is “something strange, exotic and evil…

Okay. I did not know this. But on research, there are a plethora of articles discussing this over the last 5 years.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Can we please stop covering this shithead now?

No no, he's an Eagle. Not a shark.

My favorite one by far. Nicely done.

When you're a Jet,

watch out for the red shells.

"The club can't even handle Miyamoto right now"

And here comes my submission:

These guys are bananas.

I should have known the Niagara Falls line would be taken up quickly. Oh well.