I love that feeling. Because it means it’s in my front pocket, where I don’t have to sit on it or look like a grandfather.

The visual you just put into my head is amazing.

I believe that’s “FUCCCCKKKK!!! WHY DID YOU TURN?”

The Accidental Veep.

Matthew Stafford- now extra frumpy!

Smug, coastal liberal(ish) type checking in here:

How in the actual fuck can you be the mayor of a COUNTY? The Duke and/or Dukes of a county, I understand. Not the mayor.

Jesus, Mark Davis makes the Ginger Hammer look (comparatively) dreamy.

If he had gone 52-0, Waco would have worked harder to conceal the football team’s rapiness.

I want to be a fly on the wall when Big Jimbo orders a “Meat Lover’s Treat,” slaps the waitress on the ass, and says “better make it two.”

I have a serious question: (great article) but was it really necessary to dumb down the math/feel of how preposterous that comeback is?

Doesn’t Michigan have a player whose mom and dad died in air accidents about 2-3 years apart?

I’ve been to Vancouver twice... I realize that you go to BC/ON for culture, Quebec for pretension, the prairies for a good steak/Banff and the maritimes for the Trailer Park Boys. Pretty accurate, eh? ;)

Clap, clap, clap. I’m coming up to Canada for the first time in 10 years for a lacrosse tourney in Calgary on Canada Day weekend. I know you guys are far from perfect, but I like where Canada is (philosphically) is heading.

I do a few entrepreneurial things; one is real estate. Dodd-Frank is fucking 100%…

Great username, awesome story, and thanks for the reminder that there are other parts of North America where Trumpian idjits live.

I’d say it’s the 10001th.*

You just made me realize that I likely haven’t lived my best life.

Have another donut, you fat Englishman.

Whoever filmed in “portrait” mode should be shot

Bullshit.

“Why do you keep saying that?”