STOCK PHOTO BRIAN SCALABRINE SIGHTING

Disclaimer: this proposed rule sucks.

I didn’t find this in the comments, so I ask:

What is Oakley’s current relationship with the franchise? Just an outstanding alum who is sick of Dolan’s shit, or is he still involved?

WRT the hallway scenario, just wear sunglasses ALWAYS.

No shit! It feels like his name would come up in Big 10 highlight reels from about ‘06 to ‘14. Then again, I might just be losing my mind in my old age.

Burke, are you willfully misinterpreting “Steele *fucked* my mom,* or do we need to hook you up with some hearing aids?

That’s a hot take.

You are 50% right. If Columbus is in the East (no idea any more) it would be Yotes-Jackets

Oh, bullshit. I’ve been disinterested in baseball for twenty years and I can get it:

Oakland native/Niner fan here (the Raiders were in LA while I was 5-16 years old):

The other assistant looks like he could still dunk.

The Jacksonville Fucking Jaguars have played in double digit playoff games?!?

“TSA, TSU, TSEE, DUH DUH DUH.”

Bravo. Obvious (to me) content, but stated more concisely and eloquently than I could hope to convey it.

Boogie, at this moment, you mean everything.

That deserves more stars

Meh, same goal differential and CORSI stats.

Educated coastal snob checking in here:

“I’d give my left nut to have a new cycling scandal let me fade into obscurity.”

How about Cleveland? They don’t have a pro football team.