Meh, same goal differential and CORSI stats.

Educated coastal snob checking in here:

“I’d give my left nut to have a new cycling scandal let me fade into obscurity.”

How about Cleveland? They don’t have a pro football team.

“Spoke with a him...”?

Harbaugh then proceeded to eat the unborn fetus of a Buckeye booster.

Hawt taek, Dude. At least it’s an ethos.

I’m not saying you’re obligated to look sad/depressive when taking a mug shot, but who looks this fucking happy after being arrested for DV?

Thank Christ almighty that all followers of— Christ, almighty, are such kind, decent folks that would never, ever do anything shitty in his name, amirite?

Standing directly below the foot of a guy wearing a Ndamukong Suh jersey is not a good life decision.

I’ve finally found an NFL QB that makes Peyton look downright interesting.

“Draftduel”...

Bravo, bravo. The truth can and does lie in the middle (sometimes) in life.

How was Trump ever going to compete with all these meddling ‘nigs’ and Jews fighting for ‘Hildabeast’?

If that action pose doesn’t scream “career .212 hitting slap hitter,” I don’t know what does.

My first big baseball season was 1987, and 7 year old me hand collated (alphabetically) the entire 792 card set into 3 ring binder sleeves.

Jesus, who had a goddamn Tom Lawless ‘87 Topps card graded/authenticated?

The “University of California at Long Beach”? Really?

Kevin Maas’ late ‘90 paralleling David Justice’s late ‘90 was some good shit.

Fuck, we’re old.

‘Nother dumb question (I’m not really a car guy): a Cayenne is a Porsche; what’s the VAG group?