Lol, I was think that he looks like the lead singer of an elderly Hasidic Creed cover band. Well played.

I go to A's games for about $15, and went to SF Bulls (ECHL/AA/hockey, as you know) for $10.

And...

This didn't end well for CC Sabathia.

Not taking any sides here preemptively, but why is his hole in shorts pedophilia joke necessarily homophobic? (I'm not kidding, and welcome you to tell me why it's demonstrably homophobic. If I'm wrong, I'll promptly admit it).

are you sad because this is three more times than you've gotten Ley'd in your life?

semibadger, ur the moran.

Maybe time has warped my memory, but didn't he have a season where he hit like .213 with 22 homers and 34 singles? What a stud, I miss those guys.

Thanks on all counts.

Fucking Christ. I always imagined Magary as Drew Carey meets Chris Farley ALL CAPS.

Should the threshold for DHs getting in be higher? Sure.

so very dumb

Duh, I mean, there's a freeeeeeewayyyyyyyyy, runnin' through the yard.

HULK ANGRY!!! HULK SMASH!!11!!11

Looks like a trailer for a Teddy Roosevelt biopic.

I believe you spelled "favorite" wrong, hoser.

Umm, isn't the Marlins' attendance too low to have any statistical significance?

"There's 537 people here. That's what happens when you win 11 of 13!!!11!!"

I believe the league you're referring to is the QMJHL, Frenchie. ;)

As a 34 year old who loves Chuck Klosterman, I am ok with this.

Go watch the Family Guy episodes "The Road to Germany" and (I believe) "The Road to the Multiverse" and tell me MacFarlane NEVER has smart humor.