I remember when this came out my friends and I argued incessantly about whether or not they had changed the title from the trailer. We had no internet to check these things out. These arguments still start up today, but somebody whips out a phone and five seconds later the argument is over.

After watching the video all I can think is, "Congratulations. You are now the proud owner of a bunch of ugly chunks of sandy metal."

Sure is dusty in here today. Need to change the feels filters.

Thank you. I'll be here all week. Tip your waitstaff.

I suppose if your definition of rice is "anyone who turns a wrench on a Japanese car", then sure it's rice. But it's not rice. It's very cleanly done, the engine is not the usual slapped together big muffler/air filter job. A K24 block/K20 head is a full rebuild and a labor of love. No, this is quality work.

Offroad trucks on a paved circuit? Check.

I had a Buick Reatta...people constantly wanting to race and all I could do was shrug...

Arizona version of "If you find yourself in Lien's situation, I would advise that you:"

No Art, this WAS consistent with what we've come to expect from APD. Seriously, your guys have a terrible rep for being trigger happy, angry, abusive lawmen. What's insane is that starting salary is around $60,000, so you think you could be more competitive in your hiring practices.

I greatly appreciate the opening point explaining the differences between poisonous and venomous.

Every time I hear the phrase "poisonous snake" my eye involuntarily twitches.

If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous.
If it bites you and you die; it's venomous.

It sounds nit-picky but there really is a big difference in…

All the rural kids are shaking their heads at you Torch.

Interesting, that's how 40-year-old me would have summed it up as well. I feel young.

That's just Adam.

It was painted by Kim Jong Un himself. It depicts a landscape. Your suggestion that his painting is anything less than perfection is blasphemous. You shall be executed until death. Then executed again.

As a Texan, I entirely agree. The last few weeks have been hard but I still love Texas and will still defend it, to the death if I have to.

STORMBRINGER.

This has to be the most stupid, most selfish post ever written in the history of Gizmodo, and that includes my own very supid ones.

NOT ANYMORE IT ISN'T!!!!

Vatican City. Extra points if they can get a shot of the Pope shaking his fist at Block from an upstairs window. Even more if he throws a censer.