Aww, I bet they just sprayed it with that stuff that makes chocolate syrup fly off your Keds.

Why short audio messages (evolved voicemail) isn't the dominant alternative to texting, is puzzling. The crux of the anti-texting-while-driving laws is that texting takes too much eye-attention away from driving. Fine. Voice recordings wouldn't.

Assuming landline phones still function in the event of a *major* power outage, (i.e., not a local outage,) the only phones that will still RING in the event of a power outage are the old-sk00l phones that plug directly into TelCo lines and require no external power supply.

At the risk of further flaming you, er, I mean INflaming you, flammable has been in use for 200 years.

Today I learned that "clockwise swastika" can mean the same thing as "counter-clockwise swastika."

"Aww geez, couldn't you have posted this article tomorrow? I was just about to seal the deal on manhood. Couldn't you have done that for ol' Gil?!"

Well, sure! The dialogue alone is hilariously ponderous. And I don't mean that to be critical of Mamet; that's kinda his style. But it's still funny. Who talks like that? Everybody speaks with such precision and clarity of thought and idea, and they all speak sooo much!

I agree, they kinda glossed over that. I found this wine barrel manufacturer video on YouTube. They not only go more in depth, but the cooper is putting them together old sk00l!

Where's the war on drugs? Illiteracy?

Glad I'm not the only worrywort! :)

Not convinced that health professionals observant of universal precautions are wearing mini-skirts/mini-dresses in hype territories.

Excuse me Internet, but is this weeaboolshit?

Awesome! It's exactly the kind of place you'd have to sneak through in Deus Ex to get to the evil crime overlord who's roosting in his penthouse crime HQ!

Does it come with the internets?

I will be the first person (aka asshole) to bring this into a movie theater, just so we can get one more courtesy reminder before the start of every movie. "And remember, voice-activated popcorn delivery systems should only be used in the lobby. Thank you for your consideration for others!"

I'm sure I'm talking like a n00b in the way of money-talk, but as long as the U.S. makes good on ancient bills and coins, it seems that the counterfeiter's best bet is to continue to fabricate ANCIENT bills and coins to make a buck.

I consulted with Father Time. He says you have between 5 and 14 years of boners left. Use them wisely.

The "More Punk Than You" approach to bicycle maintenance!

It's clearly revenge for the melamine in our cat food.

I see the Gawker link provided by Sunsiren66, but because I invested a few minutes finding the source of the Peter Coffin tale, I'm posting it. http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2011/03/peter-coffin-is-loser.html