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30 seconds maximum? Yeah, this is a useless feature as I'm pretty sure that it doesn't dawn on most people that they fucked up until an hour or more after they sent an email.

TIL that Pro Ultimate Frisbee is a thing. Who knew?

The World Cup yellow card rule is such a dumb rule. How can two yellows over four games equal the same punishment as two yellows in one game? If it was three yellows over the course of four games, I think that would make a bit more sense, but the way it is now is completely idiotic.

Steve,

They might not want him on the West coast, but a lot of the South would love to get involved with Cousins.

How OTL eventually got a hold of the notebook isn’t made explicitly clear in the story.

I’m do not think that they’re both victims in a murder-suicide. It sounds like Hamilton was murdered by Jordan, who then shot herself.

Update: the sun is on its phone.

This isn’t on Scherzer at all? That was a terrible pitch - he missed his spot badly and, in the absolute best-case scenario, ran the count full on a guy he had in an 0-2 hole. He pitched incredibly well for 26 guys, but he made a mistake on the 27th. It happens. Ask Yu Darvish.

I’m with you, Tim. It’s also funny how many old-school baseball mooks are going to advocate that Tabata wear one in the ribs tomorrow because he did his Goddamn job.

I would argue the tumblr author’s point about trans people = sex workers. I don’t think the show was saying that at all. I think they were saying that sex workers are more likely than most to need a cab at 3-4 AM. It’s also true that sex workers often do drugs. These aren’t trans stereotypes.

Somehow Stan Marsh and Butters have become my favorite characters on South Park.

I see a picture of a smart, strong, sensual woman!

And it's still hilarious! No humor is lost by not being mean spirited or relying on old tropes. Don't get me wrong I love a mean spirited joke too seeing as I'm a cold hearted bitch. But it's not the only way to be hilarious.

I fell in love with Bob so early on. When he was driving the cab to pay for Tina’s party in one of the early episodes. And he picked up the three transgendered (one mentioned being pre-op so I think they were trans rather than cross dressing) prostitutes who had been thrown out of the other cab and his immediate…

I never get tired of this show. Ever. It’s clever and funny and weird and happy and I love it.

Isn’t it great to see a functional, loving, happy family in an animated comedy? AND they’re hysterically funny!