This take can melt steel beams.

Warrick Dunn was already 18 at the time of his mother’s death, and through the fate of genetics, had a skill set that let him go to college for free and then make seven figures after that. Let’s not pretend he’s a homeless kid from Detroit that became a brain surgeon.

Warrick Dunn is probably the most ridiculously admirable athlete I’ve ever seen. When I lived in Atlanta, we actually used to make jokes about it. “Warrick Dunn ran for 112 yards, two touchdowns, and rescued three children from a burning building.”

I disagree. The Warrick Dunn argument is a good one. I use it myself all the time defending my decisions to my wife. “Can a married, publicly religeous man still visit strip clubs, do tons of coke, and bang hookers?” Works every time.

Just imagine what he could have done if he never appeared on that cover of cat fancy

Unrelated to Warrick Dunn: Clarence Thomas sucks.

Fireball is cinnamon schnapps. Period. That they’ve managed to rebrand it as “whiskey” is really pretty remarkable.

You’re wrong. No one has separate statistical catagories for the regular season and playoffs. That database just doesn’t exist.

“No one figured that one out”

I don’t think Eric Wooten grasps what a “demand” is.

Very cool. If he doesn’t end up in the bigs at any point, this is one of those “tell this story to your grandkid” kind of nights.

Yeah. Historically racist overtones aside, on the most basic level, if a DMV can revoke the license plate to the left because some people got offended, then why not the Confederate flag one?

“Justice Samuel Alito wrote the dissenting opinion; he claimed that the majority decision “establishes a precedent that threatens private speech that government finds displeasing.”’

How about you not be offended by the things I did that offended you.

Super-Professional.

Texas got one right. That leaves about nine thousand things to go, but they got one right.

I love watching the same people who think “happy holidays” is the most offense phrase in the English language gripe about anyone being offended by a Confederate flag: “The War on Christmas is real; slavery was a long time ago...get over it!”

How about you edit your article

If he gets this mad over softball, imagine how he must get over the real sport he plays...fantasy football.

Not nearly enough racial slurs to be Incognito.