“You’re goddamn right it’s a touchdown!”

This is fucking stupid. His goddamn heel touches the plate.

If the dirt fits, you must acquit.

I thought that replay was pretty clear — Davis touched home plate with the back of his foot.

What a fantastic waste of time. He hit a ball 400 feet with a stick, okay? Who cares if he missed the plate by an inch. You can tell the MLB is very dedicated to shortening these games.

IT WAS ME ALLLL ALONG, ATLANTA!

LOL. We wish. An extremely literal interpretation of the “holy” text is still an interpretation of the fucking shitty holy text.

My bad. “Something something something “obscure 80’s sports reference” “something quasi sexual” -one of the ten guys alwayS approved.

Good point. Fake throws are not the same as hidden balls.

I feel bad for them now, but something tells me Resurrection Christian will be back.

The very first time I ever got high, I sat in my kitchen, and using a butter knife (and only a butter knife), proceeded to eat an entire brick of cream cheese.

When making egg salad once, I realized after I had already boiled the eggs that I was out of mayo. I elected to try using Caesar dressing instead.

If anybody wonders why pro soccer isn’t bigger in this country this is example #10894. It has nothing to do with the game and everything to do with the people who play it. Between the grass diving and fake injuries in Europe and batshit crazyness in S America it seems like a game that is played by children everywhere.

Does this mean it's curtains for the rockets?

The photo is all messed up; I really didn’t need to see Greg Oden masturbating.

I consider myself a very rational, levelheaded person, but by the end of that Top 10 list I was about 30% convinced Andy Kaufman was going to deliver number 1.

Did Barbra Walters just do a popper before she finished her line?

Nailed it. This is the the most nailed that it has ever been.

Having Derrick Rose.

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