God, that sounds boring. Lets never do that.

“Trophy daughter"? Gah that is amazing new levels of barf I previously thought impossible. What in the actual fuck.

if kinja wants to hire someone to recieve free beer and talk about something other than IPA’s i’m available.

Shaq’s backup on the Lakers was Mark Madsen. Phil Jackson would rest Shaq, because he goddamn needs rest, and would trot Mark Madsen out there. There’s no way he makes up for the loss of production of Shaq on the bench, but as long as he doesn’t severely cripple you, it’s worth the tradeoff. I highly doubt Spencer…

Yeah, they had such little focus that they beat Houston in Game 1 on the road.

I dunno about him, but I am.

Potter’s family is really regretting the decision not to stage an intervention before he hit rock bottom.

Paul Pierce is a piece of shit.

So it’s comparable to one of the great films of the last quarter-century...?

Depends on your tolerance of “Parker Lewis Can’t Lose”

I have thought for several seasons that January Jones was an obsession for Weiner, then, she did something that made Weiner super mad. Then he punished her and turned his obsessive gaze to Jessica Pare. Like Hithcock did to his actresses. The series suffered with less Betty and Sally.

Hmmm. I’m supposed to take a 13 year old girl to see it in a few hours.

If bulls had their own sports blog, it would be nothing but obituaries and the occasional celebration when something like this happens.

I feel about this the same way I felt about the guy who got killed by the elephant he was hunting. Which is to say I don’t give a single shit about it.

I know neither team was shooting for shit last night, but who shit talks like that with a 1-point lead and 8 seconds to go?

Paul Pierce is a bit unclear on how a best-of-seven series works.

They are the dudes who can walk into a job interview hungover and wearing mismatching shoes, and walk out owning the company. It’s not right, but you can’t even be mad at it.

Hank is in movies all the time. Voice acting is not that time demanding and is VERY flexible from a schedule perspective. I think this is something else. I also think that the news sites are reading too much into the tweet

Not Lenny!?