Junior year prom and I was going with a girl that I kind of liked but had already come to the realization that I was not getting any even before the dance. So we go to prom and all is good but I'm already looking forward to the afterparty, a smallish group of my close friends in someones parents basement that were…

Kerridge would have been better off at UNC. No one there would have given a shit about his missed assignments.

That's a crap load of vodka

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Listen, I'm all about trashing Gawker Media bloggers for sloppy reporting, but I think this article delivers what it promises. The Seahawks are cherry picking statistics that make them look good to agents of undrafted players, while choosing not to highlight that those statistics weren't true prior to last year and…

Also, any list of most underrated movies that does not include Babe 2 is suspect.

Fuck the cold-hearted bastard 34% who didn't like Babe.

And throw off its careful numbering system?

You don't understand opportunity cost if you think that 16 PPG means anything without considering more data.

A better rule would be to reinstitute the jump from high school, but if you waive that option, you have to go "school" at least 3 years.

"Wait, you can do that?!?"

Well aren't you special?

And you want a cookie for being so before your time?

Yes. Plus, jumping all down her throat about it instead of maybe having some compassion, is kind of proving her point about the girl on girl thing.

Guuuuuyssss... She is young. We all have been young. We all didn't just come into existence with a deep understanding of feminism and what it truly means. And I know a LOT of us also did the, "I'm not a feminist, I love men!" thing at some point. Most of us had a long journey to get where we are and still have a…

True. But, the fact that some posters are okaying the act, even though it's a hoax, is off-putting and unhelpful.

I find it strange that Jezebel was all over that misguided anti-bullying video that was all about revenge, and yet the response to this article is "you go girl". If someone's a dick, they should be corrected for it, but an action like this that is just creepy and cruel only fuels the fire.

Wow, was this comment beamed in from Mars? You're bonkers.

I'm also amazed at the trust people have for a person who's minimum offence here is pretty serious. I would suggest to those people that if this girl was their own daughter, and had baked these cakes in the family kitchen... even after saying "of course I believe you, dear", every one of them would give those cake…