You can only get it in Michigan, but Shorts makes the best IPAs in the midwest, and among the best handful in the country, in my opinion.

Describing something as a hot take is one of those terms, like man-splaining and the other -splaining iterations, that has devolved into meaning “I don’t like your opinion and want to dismiss it out of hand.”

In his defense, Mo Cheeks is an incompetent dipshit who only gets coaching jobs because NBA teams continue to operate under the delusion that “Former All-Star Point Guard” = “Sure Fire Head Coach Material!”

Mitch Albom is nodding his head in agreement.

We’re pretty sure the game in question was this Hornets home game on December 29, 1992.

Kostas Papanikolaou showing off some high quality rec-league big man dribbling between the blocks.

It’s pretty hard to overstate how terrible Gary Harris has been this season. You’d be hard-pressed to come up with a better candidate for worst player in the league.

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Zone defense used to be illegal in the NBA. They legalized it in 2001 at the same time they introduced the defensive three second rule.

male agents ages 30 to 39 must perform 24 push-ups without stopping and 35 situps in a minute.

Essentially, they want all the ESPN properties to be visually and immediately on-brand.

When we can't decide what to have for dinner, my wife or I will often helpfully suggest "7 to 12 saw-su-jes."

I see what you did there...

Chip Kelly manages his team like he's playing Madden while drunk at 3 in the morning.

Christian Laettner was once knocked out by Jerry Stackhouse over a card game back in the late 90s, and literally not one person though Stackhouse was a prick for doing it. That always summed up Laettner for me.

But where do 1995 Mo Vaughn and 1985 Larry Bird fall into this?

I mean, I guess relative to Gary, Indiana there are a lot of white people.

No. No. Yes.

I gotta give the edge to the Greek Freak. He didn't have to use his off arm to push off a bit.

It's like when he was born, his parents started to name him but then gave up halfway through.