I haven't watched since they legalized dribbling.

One thing that really needs to die is automatic timeouts every four minutes PLUS coaches timeouts. In the NBA, the automatic TV timeout is nullified if there was a previous coaches timeout. In the college game, you can have a coaches timeout, the ball lost out of bounds 1 second later, and another TV timeout…

I regret that I have but one star to give.

I remember going to Pistons games in the 80s at the Silverdome, and the deal was, if they scored 130 and won, you got free Hungry Howies Pizza.

It's true, but it's also true that if that sort of reaction led to a players-spilling-into-the-stands brawl every time, there'd be this kind of incident at least weekly in the NBA.

Right, because Ben Wallace is the first guy in NBA history to two hand-shove someone after a cheap foul.

It's remarkable, too, that the Pistons are getting good shots, forcing bad ones, and are still absolutely awful. And it's not like they've got Philly-level talent.

Unless Shane Battier comes out of retirement.

Haha. "Diehard Lakers fans..."

That's the best defense Blake Griffin has played all year.

It's like a solid Clickhole bit. Well done.

Question -

Question -

WHAR ICE-T AS COCO, WHAR???

Roasted vegetables are crazy-easy.

I'm imagining Jones as Jon Voight in Varsity Blues here, personally injecting painkillers into Romo's back and telling him he's fine.

It's actually just at typo - they're talking about the hole in some lady's cervix.

This is like when the Raptors signed Earl Cureton and John Long in the mid-90s, except that actually happened.

Fondue with cheddar?

Nobody in the league can bumble his way to a win better than Matthew Stafford. His winning formula is be awful until the other team can be more awful.