Yes, but if you see a guy dressed as Knuckles you legally have to gay marry him.

Do I have to like the Royals? I feel like I should like the Royals. But I don't. I can't get past the feeling that they're insanely lucky and don't really deserve to be in the World Series, which I simultaneously recognize is silly yet can't shake.

It appears you don't know the definition of pancake. Or how to count.

This is almost literally the definition of the idiom "shooting the messenger."

He's playing music, showing players dancing and getting the crowd fired up

No joke - that's some great officiating.

Wow, that's amazing.

I like at the 10 second mark, how they cut out in the middle of a lazy bounce pass that was clearly going to get intercepted.

But really, he's a winner - I mean, looking how aware of breast cancer he is.

+1

You know nothing about Detroit Lions fans. When you factor in team futility, there is not a more dedicated fan base in the NFL. They sell that damn place out every. single. game.

It will be interesting to see how the NBAPA fucks this up, and how the owners manage to shrink max years and dollars even more.

I told my wife, "This makes no sense," to which she replied, "Maybe Ausmus thinks he's the manager in an inspirational baseball movie?" That's as good an explanation as I can come up with.

And don't get me started on how me managed to get a minor leaguer in there for Detroit as a pinch hitter in the bottom of the ninth with two on in a one run game!

Let's see, to win more than 3 games they'd have to be at .250 - yep, the math checks out.

Does this mean that four years from now, Lebron will sign with the Packers?

This also nicely showed the Tigers shitty defense in a nutshell. JD bobbles the ball off the wall, then Kinsler (their ONE decent non-Avila defensive player) makes an awful throw on the relay.

Well, at least they saved Sanchez for a theoretical Game 4 they probably won't be playing in.

I'm more referring to the sanctimonious bullshit he spouted when McDonald was arrested.