Jim Harbaugh is a hypocrite and completely full of shit? Weird.

Breaking: Shitty games between a good team and a bad team are shitty on Thursdays, too.

That's pretty much exactly what Leyland did to Verlander.

Royals baseball is sexy as hell, and I want to watch it for as long as possible.

This year, it worked out where the six division winners also were the only teams with 90+ wins, but eventually, there's going to be a year where a 96 game winner wild card is going to have to play in while an 85 win division winner gets a pass.

They just need to get a Michigan man in there as coach, and everything will be fine!

Not loving every single thing that Puig does on a baseball field?

South Park sure can reference things.

It's literally true, though. Much like no matter where you go, there you are, no matter where Jeets goes, there goes Jeets.

I always love in these situations how the bullpen half-heartedly jogs in.

But, hey, Sale showed him...

That's why I feel so satisfied about not watching Woody Allen movies.

I for one am shocked there isn't a strong inverse relationship between internet think pieces and NFL viewership.

Math is hard.

At least we're finally free of the last remnants of Darko.

Are we talking the square style sandwich bread or the larger, more rectangular bread? Because the answer is DEFINITELY two for the latter.

Only if you bite into the cheese block directly.

That sounds like a lot of work.

But how will I be aware of breast cancer now?

I didn't find it funny until "Very observant referee," and then I pretty much did a spit-take.