WHAR ICE-T AS COCO, WHAR???

Roasted vegetables are crazy-easy.

I'm imagining Jones as Jon Voight in Varsity Blues here, personally injecting painkillers into Romo's back and telling him he's fine.

It's actually just at typo - they're talking about the hole in some lady's cervix.

This is like when the Raptors signed Earl Cureton and John Long in the mid-90s, except that actually happened.

Fondue with cheddar?

Nobody in the league can bumble his way to a win better than Matthew Stafford. His winning formula is be awful until the other team can be more awful.

Yes, but if you see a guy dressed as Knuckles you legally have to gay marry him.

Do I have to like the Royals? I feel like I should like the Royals. But I don't. I can't get past the feeling that they're insanely lucky and don't really deserve to be in the World Series, which I simultaneously recognize is silly yet can't shake.

It appears you don't know the definition of pancake. Or how to count.

This is almost literally the definition of the idiom "shooting the messenger."

He's playing music, showing players dancing and getting the crowd fired up

No joke - that's some great officiating.

Wow, that's amazing.

I like at the 10 second mark, how they cut out in the middle of a lazy bounce pass that was clearly going to get intercepted.

But really, he's a winner - I mean, looking how aware of breast cancer he is.

+1

You know nothing about Detroit Lions fans. When you factor in team futility, there is not a more dedicated fan base in the NFL. They sell that damn place out every. single. game.

It will be interesting to see how the NBAPA fucks this up, and how the owners manage to shrink max years and dollars even more.