I told my wife, "This makes no sense," to which she replied, "Maybe Ausmus thinks he's the manager in an inspirational baseball movie?" That's as good an explanation as I can come up with.

And don't get me started on how me managed to get a minor leaguer in there for Detroit as a pinch hitter in the bottom of the ninth with two on in a one run game!

Let's see, to win more than 3 games they'd have to be at .250 - yep, the math checks out.

Does this mean that four years from now, Lebron will sign with the Packers?

This also nicely showed the Tigers shitty defense in a nutshell. JD bobbles the ball off the wall, then Kinsler (their ONE decent non-Avila defensive player) makes an awful throw on the relay.

Well, at least they saved Sanchez for a theoretical Game 4 they probably won't be playing in.

I'm more referring to the sanctimonious bullshit he spouted when McDonald was arrested.

Jim Harbaugh is a hypocrite and completely full of shit? Weird.

Breaking: Shitty games between a good team and a bad team are shitty on Thursdays, too.

That's pretty much exactly what Leyland did to Verlander.

Royals baseball is sexy as hell, and I want to watch it for as long as possible.

This year, it worked out where the six division winners also were the only teams with 90+ wins, but eventually, there's going to be a year where a 96 game winner wild card is going to have to play in while an 85 win division winner gets a pass.

They just need to get a Michigan man in there as coach, and everything will be fine!

Not loving every single thing that Puig does on a baseball field?

South Park sure can reference things.

It's literally true, though. Much like no matter where you go, there you are, no matter where Jeets goes, there goes Jeets.

I always love in these situations how the bullpen half-heartedly jogs in.

But, hey, Sale showed him...

That's why I feel so satisfied about not watching Woody Allen movies.

I for one am shocked there isn't a strong inverse relationship between internet think pieces and NFL viewership.