Math is hard.

At least we're finally free of the last remnants of Darko.

Are we talking the square style sandwich bread or the larger, more rectangular bread? Because the answer is DEFINITELY two for the latter.

Only if you bite into the cheese block directly.

That sounds like a lot of work.

But how will I be aware of breast cancer now?

I didn't find it funny until "Very observant referee," and then I pretty much did a spit-take.

Buccaneers/Falcons.

Yeah, I can't believe that hasn't gotten more pub.

Preferably one that isn't actually a bible passage, and features random capitalization.

I'm actually more angry at the Vikings than the NFL. They're the ones who employ AP. The Vikings have a history of releasing or suspending players with any kind of serious criminal charges. Not convictions. Charges. But when it's the franchise guy, everything changes. It's easy to have principles when you can…

Won't someone please think of the children?

We're done here. Last one out of the discussion thread, please turn the lights off.

I'll bet this scenario showed up on Vince Young's wonderlic test, too.

Freezing the kicker is the epitome of doing something to say you did something. It is as impotent as the guy at home clutching his lucky charm. It has no impact on the odds of a made or missed field goal. I want it to die.

I look forward to Drew Sharpe's article in the Detroit Free Press tomorrow about how this is further proof that the Big Ten sucks.

I don't know, ask its inventor.

Thank you for doing the Lord's work.

James Harden was going to join them in their dance, but then realized that decision would be yet another thing he couldn't defend.