Your team is the Detroit Lions.

Football racism means something different over there, it's true.

Headline in no way matching the article? What is this, Slate?

Good job! Good effort!

Oh, sure, you guys can post sexually suggestive GIFs...

I'll bet your a cynical dipshit too cool to admit that Williams provided a boatload of genuinely great performances because of some lesser performances that are more popular than you want them to be.

since he hasn't made a good movie in at least 15 years (and I would argue, never) and was generally the worst part of every movie he was in

Interesting. I actually thought trashing Robin Williams was more of a mainstream thing than a comedy nerd thing. I mean, people fucking hate Patch Adams - I didn't realize there was that sentiment about his stand-up.

Did they? I know he was often accused of joke stealing, but even the ones who accused him conceded that he handsomely rewarded those he "borrowed" jokes from. And I was under the impression everyone liked him personally.

Way to trade a dollar for two dimes and a nickel, Flip.

With all the unwritten rules in baseball, there's gotta be one against Mutumbo taunting when down five freaking runs.

Yeah, it says you'll get 5500-7000 a week, but we all know they'll restructure your contract in a couple weeks and you'll never actually see more than 3000 a week.

In NFL contract terms, I'm pretty sure I'm going to make 3 million dollars each of the next five years.

Michigan is a bizarre state to drive in. People aren't aggressive, exactly... they don't tend to roll through stop signs, that sort of thing. But 90 on the highway? That's like cruising speed once you get north of Detroit.

The funny thing is, if you look up "insufferable prick" in the dictionary, you get a picture of Mark Cuban.

Seeing as they were playing at UNLV's NBA arena and all...

Great album start to finish. Their best IMO, and as the joke goes, one of the finest R.E.M. albums of the last couple decades.

Maybe with this album we'll finally learn What the Kidd Did.

Joba the Chamberlain.

Yeah, I would think a professional email would be slightly more, you know, professional.