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Teenage Mutant Ninja Spice Girls?

The most charming thing is how the mom is NEVER ready to deliver her line.

Ohio State - where they like to show off that they can spell "Ohio."

So, I'm confused. You're still hailing Michigan, even though they're big cock-suckers and fornicators?

Flop four times, get up five.

Are you actor Troy McClure?

So, in other words, the Tollhouse recipe.

So, in other words, the Tollhouse recipe.

Oooooooooh... I'm a little slow on the uptake, apologies.

Yes, that's exactly it. He talks like a f#* and his shit's all retarded. I sit at home and watch, "Ow My Balls," all day until his smart bullshit comes on and confuses me.

Olbermann.

He doesn't do a good job all of the time. No one does. But HE certainly thinks he does.

The thick level of (what I interpret as, anyway) self-righteous smarm that oozes off of him when he talks, mostly.

I know you're entirely right, but God does he rub me the wrong way.

GODDAMMIT DON'T MAKE ME LIKE KEITH OLBERMANN.

Yeah, I think he had rounding for third in mind.

Yeah, but with his grit and hustle, he would have found a way to get three outs there. Possibly four.

Why do you hate Jesus and America and baseball?

At least I'd respect him for having the balls to say what he felt.