Time for people to just admit that these fast tracks with multiple straights for drafting that emphasize DRS provide for better racing with modern, aero-heavy, F1 cars, than classic tracks.

I think Cane’s thing, and why I go back is that it is the perfectly cromulent meal. The food is fresh, but there are a few things to do do with your your order. My normal is the box combo sub the coleslaw for an extra piece of toast, ask for the hot sauce and ketchup packets (crinkle cut fries need cheese or ketchup.)…

Nice strawman argument. Most people weren’t bitching about the actual race, because how could they? Not sure if you’re pretending to be dense or really don’t know...

It will be less interesting next year, as the teams and drivers will have more data and experience.

After the amount of shit the track has received from Reddit and Jalopnik, this race was actually one of the best of the season, including the race circuits. 99 overtakes, including an actual close fight P1-P3.

JIF! Hands down is the best peanut butter!!!

Hard to argue...some things that are mass-produced really are just damn good - peanut butter being one of them. Skippy or Jiff are just solid, reliable, and like Heinz ketchup, Guiness Stout, or Crunch Berries are just how one imagines it to taste. 

gawker (or whatever it is now) has made it abundantly clear by now that this is not a priority

Only one of those things might happen.

That thing looks like it’d tip over if you looked at it wrong.

There was a notion that it was a fake thing?  I figured anyone that’s ever seen more than like two penises would know that this is a real thing already.

Sure, I could choose not to vacay where I feel it’s so dangerous I must carry military-style bullets, but what fun would that be? Why should *I* be punished for wanting to have cheap, clean fun?

Exactly.

Maybe if we stop playing along by calling them “pranks” it might help.

The bottomless steak fries are pretty, pretty good.

Man, even going back a number of years, the burgers are just okay. “Gourmet” doesn’t mean a lot of different toppings options: it means high quality beef, patties ground and formed on premises (or at least formed), fresh buns, etc. And, steak fries are awesome… if you’re dining in. But cold steak fries are the…

Anything deep fried needs to be eaten right away.

I will say I’m lucky that I have a Mexican place near me that delivers nachos perfectly. Never soggy or congealed.

I’m gonna go with no.

The capacity on air fryers is so low that they don’t really work all that well to feed more than one or two people. The biggest ones maybe four.

They certainly aren’t going to deal with supplying a party. You’re definitely not going to be doing multiple dishes in there.

Unless you like the idea…