Many bartenders don’t have the skills. I was at a popular restaurant and just asked the girl covering that night at the bar for a screwdriver. I had to tell her how to make it. Granted she was just covering for the night but didn’t even know what a screwdriver was?

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch

I hope you suffer from a lifelong anal prolapse

Your outrage is all made up. Clinton did it, Bush did it, Obama did it, and now Trump is doing it.

I have a big glass container so put two ripe pineapples and two 1.75l of Skyy vodka in there and wait a week. That is some tasty vodka and I recommend it with some 7-UP the bubbles make the flavor pop.

I’ve tried the pre=peeled and they lacked flavor. 

I pull the cloves I need then smash them with the flat of my chefs knife and the skins come right off. Easy peasy. 

I learned about moving the cars from one side of the street to the other from Seinfeld. That a guy had a job of just doing that was amazing to me at the time or when George was going to get that parking space for $50/mo. Seinfeld opened my eyes to NYC living. 

He pays the rent, not them. He should be able to go in or out anytime he wants 24/7. Shooting a movie doesn’t take that away, 

I have a real problem with the importance that is given to sports with our kids. It is out of control. I watch my local high schools trying to compete with a local private high school that is nationally ranked every year and has all the money they need. I’m at the point where at the high school level that it all…

Good thing none of these dumbasses know how to throw a punch. 

I the flavor of the pre-peeled to be muted. 

I don’t know, I don’t find the flavor to be the same and really mincing a couple cloves isn’t that much of a chore. 

Are you quarterly taxes, unemployment, Workmans Comp, General Liability included in the overhead? I have a small business and I’d say 90% of the people who don’t have a business don’t think about all the money that you have to pay out on top of payroll, rent, and utilities.

I buy bread that is fairly wide so I’ll grill a slice of bread then use it for my hot dog. It’s not a bun so then it must be a sandwich. 

I think you could argue that this is good for Warren because she’ll be more of a stand out in her group. 

I was kinda hoping it’d be a column shift. 

Has a parent lost custody of their kids due to being anti-vaxx? I can see it happening in a divorce. 

I’m allergic to the tetanus shot. A vaccination can have an adverse reaction on a really small number of people. It’s a really small subset.

You’re talking like KD has no agency in this, that he has to do what the team tells him to. This ain’t the fucking NCAA where they can do that to a kid and they do. This is the NfuckingBA. KD is a grown man who has been in the league for years, has his own people/doctors, and had the final say on whether he plays or…