You're only figuring this out now??

This is Jezebel... nobody give s a flying fuck about that.

Most ppl here do not understand this... the competition isn't as good at the highest levels. Not, like you said, to take away form these athletes, but strength of record IS AN ACTUAL THING.

You sound like a real MMA fan.

that fight would NEVER be sanctioned in any civilized society... it would be a squash match of astronomical proportions. No Athletic Commission would ever, EVER sanction that fight (at this point in time)

She has mentioned weight classes many, many times.

If only more ppl would understand how weight classes and rankings worked... you have to earn the right to fight the champ.

Who the fuck is against yoga pants? It's like the greatest invention since... well... ever...

This Kanye West fella quite possibly owns the most punchable face I've ever, ever seen.

She's such a faggot.

It's almost bizarre how attractive she is... unreal...

He was a douche when he was in UFC/Bellator, a douche out of it, and a douche now.

Scottish crushes them all, with Welsh a close second.

Yes... Beyonce's songwriting, arrangements and general musicianship are certainly on par with someone like Jack White.

You don't have to be a fan of jack White, but to say that he isn't talented? Are you serious? The guy is INSANELY talented...

As usual, the best part of Jez... thanks C.A.!!!!

Saying "female" just sounds weird... like you're trying to remove yourself from the subject (the "female" in question). I mean... I can see it more scientific settings, but in casual, everyday chat... just odd.

a fellow Hamiltonian here! Rare that I read ANYTHING about our town on this (or any other, for that matter) site...

Thank you, yet again C.A., for another installment of one of my favorite blogs online. I have not worked in a restaurant environment since I was around 15yrs old, so I'm a little removed from this, but man... this shit is infuriating, hilarious and embarrassing all at once.

But... you are aware that Jez is pretty trolly, right? Like... you cannot honestly think that this site is too much more than a toxic cauldron where people insult each other for the slightest misstep. Better to be outraged than curious, I guess.