This sketch does not get nearly enough praise, but I think it might be his best:

Farley is one of three celebrities whose death really bothers me (Phil Hartman and Dave Brockie being the other two). It’s so sad that he’s no longer with us. A real loss to the entertainment world. It’s gonna be a while before I can watch this.

Timo Glock letting Hamilton by on the final lap of the final race letting him rob Massa of the championship by a single point. Diabolical.

People who want to report morons for riding like morons and endangering the public?

Fuckin’ hipsters...

I used to work internet sales4 at a dealer who handled TrueCar and other similar plans . Basically the program is an offset from invoice (say 500 over invoice), and then deduct incentives. Most often when there was a problem it was because TrueCar lets you build a car that doesnt exist. For instance you can mix…

I also get a kick out of the customers who find out what invoice pricing is on a particular vehicle, then proceed to tell you what your fair profit is. I had a gentleman come in a couple years back, he was young, direct and snobbish. Chest was out, chin was up. He had a plan, and knew he would emerge successful. You…

... and the Ciel doesn’t exist.

Except that he actually did own a Rolls Royce.

In January 1961, Elvis Presley walked into the Beverley Hills Rolls-Royce dealership. Flush with the success of his music career and a five-year movie deal, he ordered a Rolls-Royce Phantom V; the only motor car in the world that could possibly befit his status as the ‘King of Rock & Roll’. From that day on, a…

Nah, because Dark Souls 2 was actually really fucking good, and people whine so much about it, it’s ridiculous.

I hope, as you are dying, I am the only happy memory you retain.

11) Being this cool:

yeah man fuck discussion. also all my friends are now dead.

Is she the most dominant athlete in history?

nope.

Second hand WRX wagon with a digital gram scale under the seat. Previous owner must have been a chef or something.

I saw one of the new Camries on the road yesterday. Looked much better than, for example, the long-snout, wavy-nose 2007 design.

That's why I like Wheeler Dealers. Mike buys the cars and Edd fixes them. No drama, no deadlines, just show you how it's fixed. You can learn a lot form this series. It's the only one I look forward to watching every time and still around nearly after 10 years.

I also find it hard to believe that some of the cars they build never have a buyer in the first place, and they blow 30-100K and just happen to find a buyer looking for that exact car, built exactly the way they wanted it, otherwise the business is going to collapse from spending all that money on one car.....