The first thing to cross my mind after reading this article was this sound effect.

Christ, you’re like the guy last week telling me it’s ok to drive your WRX like a rally car because “pedigree” but then bitching about blowing up transmissions when driven as such.

It’s a sporty commuter car that has almost nothing in common with a rally spec car other than drivetrain layout and branding.

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

...that Michael Jordan’s father was killed by the mafia due to his inability to pay off gambling debts

There’s no way Lee Harvey Oswald acted or shot alone in JFK’s assassination.

INCOMPLETE! lol, what an idiot

You have strange tastes, this is a better Aston than recent Astons.

He’s not the first person to say this. Most secondaries also think Weeden’s passes are gifted.

Good decisions aren’t exactly something he’s familiar with.

The rocket fist was used in official Konami promotional videos long before the game released.

@BillSimmons

Shortly after telling his teammates, “It’s going to take a lot more than that to take me out!”

Not to be over dramatic, but that is nothing short of assault.

Except those video games aren’t an official production of the United States government.

I can’t believe this question still needs answered.

what

Speaking as a Ferrari owner; Ferrari owners who complain about how much their car costs to service and don’t drive them because they are worried about how adding mileage will effect the resale. A Ferrari is a complex high performance car it needs servicing even if it is just sitting in the garage note being used.

Hahaha... you are kidding, right?

In her defense, she probably just assumed the ball was dirty dishes, and the net was a kitchen sink.

You should have saved your precious 5-10 seconds on writing that then.