I’m going to leverage your thought leadership when we ideate our next ecosystem disruption. I think a deep dive initiative will help unpack the core competencies needed to move the needle on our deliverables. Hopefully, it will incentivize engagement among key players. I’m out of pocket right now, so I can’t drill…

Honorable Mentions: Kodak Black, Black men who only fux with redbones, light skin women who think reverse colorism is a thing. 

I’ve tried to switch to Linux several times in my life. I swear I’ve tried to have the most open of minds and lots of patience, but there’s always something that makes me switch back. Whether it’s lack of software options or bizarre issues with drivers or whatever. And I’ve come to the conclusion that Linux isn’t an…

Sniptool. Just about nobody knows it is part of Windows but once they see it they’ll use it all the time. Can’t beat it for screen grabs and annotation.

Organize—uh—ers of the Venice Marathon

Yeah. That’s called the financial markets recovering from the financial crisis. And Obama’s ability to tax high earners was obviously constrained by a Republican Congress. Idiot.

LOL why do you think the content is free? Are you really that stupid about how the internet works? I pay for this website. I pay the salaries of the writers. This website is for you and me. It’s not an unreasonable complaint that a website who has been able to hire people to to cover soccer based on a loyal fanbase…

Got time to write about race relations. Got time to retweet. No time to post anything about game between top two womens soccer teams. Guess game wasn’t “gossipy” enough for Deadspin. Guess it wasn’t as good as Leroux’s eyelashes (http://screamer.deadspin.com/an-ode-to-sydn…) or Pirlo in the stands (http://screengrabber…

I will when people quoting scripture will stop prosecuting, harassing and killing gays, women and people of other religions.

So a woman bravely opposing oppression taking down a symbol of hate, does not move you to tears, but her quoting parts of a book that was once used excuse slavery does?

I just clean my bottles with a stern talking to.

“Good day to my viewers on Warner TV.” Is this a thing? Please tell me it’s a thing.

I imagine Rand Paul probably resents Ayn Rand a little. Clearly Ron loved her more than he loved his son - just look at what he named the kid.

Sit-ups/crunches are the stupidest exercise. They came about because lots of people are fundamentally stupid about anatomy. The muscles that make good looking abs are actually back muscles (obliques—on the side of the body but wrap around into the lumbar region of the spine) that don’t get worked at all during a sit…

I think everyone in this story sucks. That being said, what is wrong with Kylie teaching Chyna’s son how to say her name? Isn’t that just a standard thing for people who spend time with kids that age?

ALL OF THESE NAMES! who are these people! why am i so old! where did i put my glasses!

"He's tall. He's always fighting. This is what Germans like to see."

If you think Per is useless you must not watch a lot of Arsenal games.

Lymberopoulos: [after clips ends] Versteht bitte. Zince 1945 ze Germans cannot call zemselves ze 'big' and 'fucking' even when ze 'big' and 'fucking' apply in any context. Yet zey vish and yearn to be zought of as ze 'big' and 'fucking' in all contexts and zerefore look for confirmation wherever zey can. It is very…