What a waste of time! If you can't see your car, how do you "race" it?

Izzat Seal Beach?

I'm a luthier and a player since 1964. This piece of junk may appeal to Gizmodo folks, but just Google the name and see for yourself what people in the trade and profession think of the X.

A-well-ah-evvybuddy'sheard

Last week I had the pleasure of landing and taking off at Jobim in Rio. Day or night, it's some spectacular scenery, and each time it's a new thrill.

Readibility: F

Wear is the new language?

I'm betting it would take a lot less than 20 minutes to flip that thang on a high curb...then you're covered. No sweat.

Well, a misplaced apostrophe, for one...

That V on the nose is the first clue that Loewy did not design the Avanti; it was added by Loewy in a totally gratuitous "personalization" attempt that is a decades-long FAIL.

As the former owner of a '55 Chevy Nomad Gasser/Junker (my first car back in '68; it ate new GTOs for lunch...) and seven other '55-'57 Chevs, I've ALWAYS been irritated by the so-called "Tri-Five" moniker. Dopey. Guilty party, as far as I can figger, is one Bernie Deckelman, an Illinois law enforcement officer back…

HAR!!!

I can tell you—those glasses don't help, although they will get you labeled and bullied...

Laggy? Slow? 'Spensive?

Hey, Sailor, didja drop yer bar of soap in the shower?

I'm underwhelmed. Too much angular pointlessness for my taste.

Let's just stop the slide show at #5, OK? From Shinoda to production.

Fucker's ugly.

Based on or off? Copy editor, makeupyermind.

I was driving along the north shore of Lake Superior on a winter vacation, when it happened. Of course, I didn't know for days. That storm was a whopper, though.